It all started when IAN HANSCHEN aka Furan quit his WELL-PAYING job at StarDock (the shitty XP theme making company) and moved across AMERICA to "work" for MICROSOFT.

But what happened? Before he started his "job", everyday he would spew hundreds of lines on irc about how working at MICROSOFT is great and that he would be hackign on ELITE 0DAY FEATURES in WINDOWS LONGHORN. As soon as he was 'hired' he closed all his "personal blogs" and was never heard from again.

Surely a person who is as much of an asshole as FURAN would by dying to tell the emo world about his GREAT ACHIEVEMENTS while working at MICROSOFT... UNLESS

HE WAS FIRED DAYS AFTER HE BEGAN HIS "JOB" BECAUSE HE'S AN ARROGANT FAGGOT.

Now he stays off irc, puts innocent people on IGNORE because he doesn't want to admit to anyone that he is a FUCKING FAILURE AT LIFE / JOB / INTERNETS and other SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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